1, day, cow donkey a difficult question to ask Donkey brains, or could not answer. Cattle curse: the first ass really, Nanzuonvyou it!
2. seven years after graduation, finally picked up a big project, made a thirty meters chimneys, two months duration, cost three hundred thousand, but to Loaning. Finally finished at the end of last year out. Today people to come to acceptance, to be criticized, to die, not get paid. Damn! Drawings look backwards, others to dig a well!
3. a drunken man accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by crowd, a police came: What happened? Drunk: do not know, I am also just arrived.
4. doctor asked the patient how the fracture. Patients, I think there are sand shoes, shoes on leaning poles shaking. TMD has a bastard through there, thought I was electrocuted, he took a stick they gave me two sticks!
5. Some say, turtles father, mother and son of a bitch turtle family decided to go hiking, they took a Shandong cake and two cans of chicken sea
end, they went off to Yangmingshan. Hard to climb ten years, finally arrived! They sat on the floor, remove the equipment standard
prepare dinner. Results, but found no band can opener!
son of a bitch: must wait for me back! can not go back on Oh!
turtle mother: on whether he had! Parents regardless of the turtle! Old couple decided to start.
pie is ready to open out to eat ... ...
Suddenly, son of a bitch Cong Shuhou stuck his head ... ...
son of a bitch: opener? I waited twenty-five years, I have to wait until the end
to be now! I hate most people lie to me!
6. small Xin: Dad, why my name inside it three gold ?
Dad: lack of gold in your life, so take the name of Xin, like some life in the water, it's called Miao, and some life in the lack of wood called Forest.
small Xin: Dad Dad, you said that Guo Jingjing sister lives in the lack of what???
7. a couple friends sitting on a park bench in love, women suddenly want to fart.
of the man said: I Division Valley bird, not like you to listen to.
men really than hear.
Thus, women in the Google does not like birds?
M: fart too loud, not hear!
8. turtle injured Let snail to buy medicine. over two hours. snail has not come back. turtle anxious curse said: fuck do not come back I was dead! when the door came a snail's voice: I say you are his mother not to go!
9. somebody raising a pig, tired, abandoned, then known pig return, the number jumped to no avail. day, the car turned a lot of bending abandoned pig asics gel kayano 17, late-night call his family, asked: ants were all fell down. At this point there is one in the elephant's neck, falling ants called loudly, . Then a student stood up and said: Hackers QQ: 9542974 eat a good amount.
13. Xiao Ming: ; was lost asked: No, ah ... ... the sentence: :
16. monk wrote a letter
Dear Monkey King Wukong:
; I am writing this letter slow, because I know you see the word offensive!
us this week two times under the rain, the first four days under the second next three days!
Huaguoshan you been? I had very bad in heaven, because there is no gravity, so the stool, urine, tears and snot all out for it, do not you bitter?
Our delicious beef noodles here, another day you come with us to the West Street restaurant to eat hot pot!
your sister to be born the Goddess of Mercy, because they do not know a boy or a woman, we do not know if you want to be uncle or aunt!
I send you the clothes you get it? When I was afraid to go to send overweight, cut down so the buttons on the pockets of the clothes!
is late to write here, I am free to play here, remember not to drink plenty of water, or to the urine does not come out here very difficult subject!
P. S had wanted to send money to you, but the envelope has been glued!
17. a patient to the doctor complaining of indigestion: I recently very normal, what to eat what pull, pull to eat cucumber cucumber, watermelon eating watermelon pull, how to restore normal? Doctors silent a moment, that you can only eat shit up.
18. someone to go to Shanghai on business lost a dollar in the street, police said: He can not help but sigh, Ant said: This is a good way, put his cut into four sections to play mahjong, and earthworms father thought, put his cut into the minced meat. Earthworm mother cried and said: .. go to the front to see a turtle slowly crawling snail slow .. and said to him: you come, you are right .. I am back on the table and then snail .. .. .. turtles after a while .. to see an ant said to him: Come on you .. so ants will come up.. ant up after seeing the above snail .. .. he said the word do?? snail said: you lose points, which the turtle so fast ..
22. One day, a fire, the father and mother escaped, leaving only one son still inside. mother is very tense in the outside the house shouted: said, Come out - have a fire, but also stay inside .....~ half-day leaves no fish bait, he changed the pieces of bread - the same long time did not fish on the hook - no way - he had to replace it the same as earthworms or fish bait a long time not under the ~ ~ ~ He angrily threw into the water out 100rmb cursed: suddenly turned a lot of noises: I stopped! Noisy dead!
He replied: man; : Why do you print **? criminals, said: the real one I will not print
27. Cowherd and Weaver met a bath down to earth, shaking ZZZZZZZZZ interpretation of a love story, this tells us: there is no opportunity to take a bath at home , so be sure to go outside to take a bath to wash .....< br> 28. Xiaoming toilet back to the classroom with a teacher said: : can not but speak out ah? > 30. The female mosquito is: not a good thing, one by one all eat shit grow up ,,,,< br> 31. I spent 80,000 to buy a Western Zhou pottery, called yesterday to
32. son: ah radii straight jacket sneakers, and then what. . ** must execute a prisoner, the bullet is prisoners cried: it? nurses, injections of the fortune. telling the master said: You, the first half doomed, no women; not the man's face lit up: That I should have a right later in life? fortune teller said: hey, you have to get used to after a half a person's life
37 . someone to eat beef noodles do not see a piece of beef, they pointed to the bowl and asked the boss: how beef is not beef noodles? boss said dismissively: Do not be too serious, do you expect from the wife eat cake in a wife?
38. three mice were tasting the United States, Japan, China, wine, drink American wine mouse, go down three steps on; mice drinking Japanese sake, go to step 2 down; mice drinking Chinese Erguotou , holding a kitchen knife, shouted:
he died.
funeral that day.
his family cried: '
cool Ah ... Ah ... cool.'
passersby puzzled. asked: 'What are cool A. '
family cried:' Shuangsi ... ... Shuangsi!!
41. a man to jump, just shouted back to his wife: We are still a long way! long carpool elevator, the Secretary put a fart after chief said: all can not afford to be magnanimous, should you use? Why I am so okay! creative, ugly is not my intention, God do not get angry, I will brave live with my endless creativity. to set off the beauty of this world! In fact, I really, really very creative ...
45 to go hiking with friends, to the summit, a girl beautiful mountains and rivers face shouting: motherland ah! my mother! a crush on her boys quickly followed shouted: motherland ah! my wife's mother radii footwear 420 top!
46. ago I bought two puppies, called the ! If your to a voice: and they had a falling out, and almost beat them, because some of them say that you monkeys, apes and some that you like, too much! did not see you as a pig!
50. Panda birthday, on We said: I promised two wishes, one can cure my black eye, the other is hope that a color photo
51. Kuangzhui bees butterflies, snails, butterflies married. bees puzzled: he Where better than me butterflies answer: whatever the outcome, have their own house, which, as you live in a dormitory
52. an elephant in the bath one day and suddenly there came this elephant ant said Canadian beauty QQ: 9542974 you stand up. started to stand up. ant! you sit down and go. elephants do not understand Yeah you want to ask the ants. one will stand up and sit down for a while. ant replied! lost my underwear I see Did you steal wear
53. production team bought the only jackass, but a few days later he died. just a mare in heat. production team of staff on call to go on a business trip production team captain. ah, mare in heat, but the jackass is dead. is to buy the first jackass or so you come back? time how can you say such a disgusting thing
55. a meteor across the night sky, I quickly make a wish, hope you can become prettier. Who knows just finished Xu wish meteor I said, !
56. give me a canteen of bread as a fulcrum, I can tilt the Earth!
61. classmate of a boy to take a sheng nicknamed Pangzhu girls crying to the teacher, the teacher agreed to criticism of the boys, the next day in class, teachers in terms of: nicknames, can not someone like Han on Jiaosha it? Ordinary dogs look at it dismissively said: idiot, look, I was undercover! Canteen bread too hard ...>
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