1. The guy next door has finally vowed to lose weight - and graduation job fair, was he simply said: legacy, but Everything Diary inside.
4. skipping too, want to go to school yesterday, to see the professor, professor of surprised that so long gone, big now.
5. I left the Green Dragon, White Tiger right,christian louboutin very prive peep-toe pumps, Mickey Mouse tattooed shoulder.
6. Whenever I miss a girl, I put a brick on the ground, so there will be the Great Wall.
7. mandarin ducks playing in the water, are his mother drowned; fly together, are his mother to death.
8. pure, is a fiction, chaos is beauty.
9. Happiness is when the itch scratch on, but unfortunately that is the itch scratch vain, but unfortunately, a long time since the soul and body are ready to make the kind of feel the itch.
10. Although I do not descendants of the rich, but I must do the rich ancestors.
11. days did not drop any on me, still bitter mind, work my muscles.
12. who run my hand, grabbing my Half a mania; who, kiss me the eye, hide me Half displaced.
13. People look for her 1000 Baidu, back, that person is still on my disdain.
14. read a book ten years, think of it in kindergarten with a good mix.
15. What is happiness? Happiness is a cat fish, dog meat, Altman played little monster.
16. You Could Huashan Mountain work force is the only solution when the world is known as a rare piece of its pear pressure Begonia Little Shaolin monks adopted master mentally incompetent dog Xiaoqiang Cai crushed cockroaches have a roll dung?
17. short stories, I love you mother's upper half of the broadcast here today, tomorrow, at the same time continue to enjoy, I love you mother's lower half ... ...
18. subway ads: squeeze it? Buy a car now! Taxi advertising: block it? Take the subway now!
19. I received a SMS, the zoo has monkeys ugly, cute spit, one day I went to my spit, and one day you go, monkey vomit.
20. that money is evil, are fishing; that beauty is a source of trouble, all you want; that mad, all in climbing; that alcohol harms the body, do not quit; that heaven is beautiful, do not go!
21. outcry television advertising time spots!
22. Thank you, thank you Grandpa, thank you and your family, thank you for ancestors 18 generations. (Have seen others do this thanks?)
23. Although flowers Lord, I loose soil!
24. I'm sorry! I'm dead! But thank you see me! Today 0:00 I see you!
25. I want to drink the pain is drowning, but damn the pain but learned how to swim.
26. data show that in 2008 Chinese men accounted for 52% of the total population, women account for 43%. (End of the World - a classical wood brother, his mother is too tough a)
27. You want to get rich? Peach blossom you want to pay it? Officer do you want? You want to overnight it? Forever young do you want?
- Do Xia Xiang, and learn it!
28. fool steal beggar's purse, was blind to see, dumb screaming to deaf shocked, hunchback to come forward, lame kick, wanted list to pull him to the Public Security Bureau, Asako said, look at my face forget.
29. alone is a carnival, carnival is a group of people alone
30. must be confused, not the pursuit of truth ... the truth is a bitch!
31. dream dream of eating pasta, morning wake up to find lace gone!
32. love is the way, friends, is the tree of life is only one way, way more than a tree,supra footwear for women, when the rich do not get lost, when Kao Kao money tree, happy way when not forget, when the water breaks water tree.
33. Tiechu to ground into a needle, but can only be ground into toothpicks Mu Chu, material does not, more effort is useless.
34. stay in the Castle, or there is hope.
36. eat porridge every day, not reconciled, to the vegetable market yesterday, around the circle, I think I still continue to eat porridge it.
37. My principle is: people do not make me, I do not prisoners; if we are attacked,cheap oakleys, I get angry!
38. I slowly discovered that talent is the witch! Some man-eating monster, but what people eat, perhaps taking it every one can grill up goblin!
39. listen to Jun's words, Saint Seiya study.
41. geography teacher: If the Earth did not turn, our world will be?
Small B students: Even if the Earth did not turn up, we still have to center around the Party Central Committee with Hu continues to turn
42. You see, this world there are so many things that make you sad: Teenage moon, joys and sorrows, impotence and premature ejaculation. . . .
44. shelling also comb the head of every lightning.
45. Love is a luxury. Like Paris in the window of the fox coat, so dazzling, so charming, but above the price will make people wake up. Love is a luxury, only far looked at, not fantasy or touch it because it requires the right time, meet the right people in the right place, are indispensable.
46. problems start to find the cause, not a strange planet has no gravity constipation.
47. Although I am not very handsome long, but the child was also boast my left nostril is idol.
48. the old advice: girl, have the strength to eat a proper diet ah.
49. spring is cold and emotional high season. Some people do not care a cold, careless love, I belong to the former.
50. I was on a fool's seeds, the results under the rain ... ... drowned.
51. Apricot no wall, firmly pull out.
52. I allow you into my world, but never allow you to walk around my world.
53. Even if I was a toad, I determined not to marry his mother toad.
55. but money can not buy house buy a house, can buy a marriage but can not buy love, you can buy a watch but can not buy time, money is not everything, but is a source of pain. Put your money to me, leave me bear the pain now!
56. boy was raised poor, or do not know struggle: the rich girl was raised, or a piece of cake to coax people away.
57. young, we often directed at the mirror and make faces; old age, the mirror be even.
58. I'll have a son name to be called open to the dismay leave your side. Water said: I worked tirelessly all day to flow around you, you hold fast to put together. Pot says: are you still so much nonsense instant. .
60. happiness is: I'm hungry, to see someone else take a Baozi he happy than I am; I'm cold, and saw someone wearing a thick jacket, he was happy than I am; I want to go latrine, on a pit, you squatting there, and you happy than I am.
61. Everyone has a dream at least, there is a strong reason to.
62. 5-year-old daughter to do something to help her father. Dad: have to be really nice ah ... ...
65. the brain is the most noble organ as the brain tells you.
67. Zhuge Liang before coming out with a soldier ah did you Why the hell should I have the experience! ! !
68. the work of the highest state is watching other people work, led the wages of others.
69. a child is not learning, my mother said: five.
71. happy? Fast but also feel happy? !
73. my mother say that life is best not to miss two things: the last one home car and a love you.
74.80 after the important task is to create 08 after.
75. Life is not dress rehearsal, live every day, only low ratings, but wages are not high.
76. the future is bright, the road is not.
77. Who 天下乌鸦一般黑? In fact, a more than a black!
79. miss to a serious effort to quiet the Don Quixote-like unrequited love ... ...
80. but for the money, face to do what ...
81. not eat swans ~ I do not eat duck What ~
82. looks like a lump of feces no problem, why not do cook your feces?
85. every morning screaming: Japan.
90. Miss beard grow so tactful, presumably was a lady slightly!
91. your father and mother with that 10 minutes to walk more than good!
92. intentionally Siye good work! especially watching other people work ...
93. you are after is how abortion from the trash escaped?
95. love love no return home, anti-theft Fangzei Brother ~
96. I really do not want to use the toes despise you. But brother, you force me to do.
97. where life is most cruel person only young once.
99. University of pure love is to work together to eat instant noodles, that humility of soup.
100. brother of light ... I swear ... I am really pumped ...
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