radii strangler red-Favorite joke .

.1. Little Red Riding Hood Why did not the chest!
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... because her grandmother is the wolf to eat ... ... 2. There is a banana and his girlfriend to go shopping
Mr. suddenly felt hot banana clothes off put the results of his girlfriend fell --------- 3, pangolin Why dig every day ? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Because he was looking for mountains B ... ...

4, this day is a boring worms, small earthworms cut into two put their own went to play badminton, my mother think this method of earthworms Yes, put your cut into four paragraphs to play mahjong, and earthworms father thought,radii shoes for men, put his cut into the minced meat. Earthworm mother cried and said: Cut so the pieces will die! , two gave you guessed it. br> every time he would go to pray: seek God or not winning a prize.
Once he finally could not stand. Yangtianchangtan, br>
sky suddenly opened, God is very angry, said: and walked, walked two decades, suddenly remembered forget to lock the door, so it walked and walked, taking in 20 years, locked the door of the home. Then he continued to walked and walked, walked four decades, to the front of the penguin family, penguins on the go, said: !)

8, Xiao-Ming jumped from the 12th floor, how did not die ... ...
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... because ... Bob is a plastic ... ...

9 , there are five eggs in the refrigerator, the first to the second said: You see the fifth egg, nausea, oh well, one of the hair.
second to the third said: one. . . . You see, the fifth egg disgusting Oh, one of the hair.
third and the fourth one said: The fifth egg disgusting, one of the hair. . .
result was the fifth hearing, and shouted: Go! I was kiwi ~

10, an Asian doctors work to an African tribe. One day, local chiefs are angry to find him, said: sheep are white, black on it... 11 Why the results of an ant through a desert, leaving only a trace?
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... because the only ant riding a bicycle ~ = =

12, Apple A: ~ ~ out of the hospital into a cotton swab

14, a group of birds stop in the corn happily eat corn, they are happy to sing and dance play ~ ~ ~
fire suddenly corn and bird friends
who died
Why? ? ?

... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... because the corn into popcorn
that snow bird friends
; the cold death it! ! !

15, Once a man, always walking issue . Knocking back that hand gone hand ah! So the to the No. 9 team, 9 players,supra footwear canada, also known as Sharp,
they may be brothers. Active in a lot of brothers in football, such as the Netherlands, De Boer brothers,
Ireland Keane brothers. Strike, the ball to No. 10 pass very well. Hey,
10 号 how, also known as Sharp. May be so, and foreign players just printed name on the shirt,
these players have the surname Sharp, like many South Korean players have the surname Park. Beautiful, even over 10
two players, score, 11, came to congratulate, 11 number is?? Sharp? ! (Pause would be a good freshman)
I'm sorry, dear viewers, Sharp is printed on the shirt sponsor's name.

17, Xiao-Ming, and play with children, the children said, Xiao Ming your face is really big, with the kite. Xiao Ming particularly sad listening to the teacher went to report that the teacher, they joke my face as big as kites. After listening to the teacher said, hey really is. Xiao Ming is more sad, crying while to run home, Paozhaopaozhe flew up ... ...

18, with a toothpick out of the bending lines that lace the time PIA ~ broken

19, the day the rabbit walks in the forest, encountered a wolf, wolf said nothing to seize the rabbits hit, a small rabbit to ask, showed their
next day, the rabbit wearing a hat walking in the forest, encountered a wolf, wolf said nothing and hit seize rabbits, rabbits ask, fight me?
suffer finished playing the rabbit, not a way to think about this continues, then went to complain in front of Tiger King hit me.
Tiger King listened to the rabbit's cry, say
rabbits gone, the tiger king called the wolf also have to find a good excuse to point the thing, such as you let him find a girl for you, nice to find him, you say you are ugly and he's come to find ugly, you say you want a beautiful The so call back too late Well He got thin you say you want fat, do not have reason to hit him yet. rabbits heard.
third day, the rabbits in the forest walk, met the big bad wolf.
wolf want to do, two circles, grabbed the rabbit hit is not a silly child ah?
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... the man is called to play mahjong

22, saying there is a little rabbit ran two steps in running
it turned on right
rerun step and turned right, ran two steps have the right
turned
Why?

because it is like ... ...

23, three vampire go to the bar pastime.
first vampire with the waiter for a cup of blood.
second for a cup of cold blood.
third said, give me a cup of warm water.
first two vampires wondered, and asked him, I have to drink bags catechu. stay on the roof
a doctor happens to come to ask why the patient that roll down roll down instead of climbing down
patients Apple
doctors said I was not saved it to the top of that is not normal Why is it so asked the above are not the top down
crazy Yeah he's said we have not cooked the old

25, why, and giraffes in the desert ant no footprints on the go?
Because ants with a giraffe riding a bike.

26, as He Xiaoming found himself at home in the fridge were delicious and the giraffe eat ants?
Because the ant and giraffe in the fridge next to the bike parked.

27, one morning, wake up to find myself a big thumb and toes turned purple, and.
So he quickly went to the hospital. To a hospital interns met, he asked the interns how this is going. Interns thought that a long time, said: He found the remaining four are green thumb a leg!
so he quickly went to the hospital. has met that interns, he asked the interns how this is going. that interns and thought for a long time and said: get up and found his feet are blue a whole!
he rushed to the hospital, but this did not encounter that interns met a very experienced old doctor, he asked the doctor said that this is how back thing?

looked after this old doctor, said: >
what is it ????< br> ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... socks and faded ... ...


28,
Question 1! a cake fight with one carbon in the sand, lay to lay, put the cake hit the sea of ​​carbon, fruit, rice cakes can not
this problem 2! a very grace of the people, for many years.. may in the waiting, the boys to the left. to go before that day, the boys love a ring, he was a girl, put on their own another, he girl: . . January, he has been in the boys was waiting for the girls... He was himself very lost, and the handle on the ring into the sea... Then, the boys are lost walk along the sea, if seen in an old Uncle... you guessed to what old Uncle???


answer: cake !!!!< br >
29, a group of appliances with the game, decide who is the king of appliances, but unfortunately there were no standard of comparison, we decided to each electrical jokes, jokes which make all other appliances have laughed, he is electrical King. So, first up the TV, tell a joke, everyone laughed, and only a rice cooker did not laugh, she said, what is funny, silly B hey. TV had dingy go on a second one up is a computer, the computer told a better joke to laugh, all appliances are Xiaofan, but the rice cooker or did not laugh for the third time up the air conditioning that a before or since to those jokes, the presence of all the electrical appliances have been smiling to die this time the rice cooker is bliss, banged the table and stood up, turned on behind the refrigerator, said: Do not mouth open so big! Cold hey. says: leadership, I'm still riding on the prairie Hulunbeier do find my home, my family is nomadic, now do not know where the move.

31, one day the polar bear is bored, he would pull his body hair : a hair, two hair, three body hairs ... finally he put all the hair plucked out, and then he made a remark,radii strangler red, guess what?


he said: Oh so cold ... ...

32, the past, there is a rabbit.
came a rabbit.
its ears stood leaning on the shoulders of the first rabbits.
again a rabbits.
it stands second only rabbit ears, leaning on the shoulders.
came a rabbit.
its ears stood leaning on the shoulders of the third rabbit.
came a rabbit.
its ears stood leaning on the shoulders of the fourth rabbits.
came a rabbit.
its ears stood leaning on the shoulders of the fifth rabbits .
came a rabbit.
it stood leaning on the sixth rabbit ears on the shoulders.
came a rabbit.
ears stood leaning on it only the seventh rabbit shoulder.
came a rabbit.
its ears stood leaning on the shoulders of the eighth rabbits.
came a rabbit.
it leaning ears Station In the ninth rabbits shoulders.
came a rabbit.
its ears stood leaning on the shoulders of the tenth rabbits.
came a rabbit.
it Eleventh rabbits ears stood leaning on the shoulders.
came a rabbit.
its ears stood leaning on the shoulders of rabbits XII.
again a rabbit.
its ears stood leaning on the shoulders of the thirteenth rabbits.
came a rabbit.
its ears stood leaning on the shoulders of the fourteenth rabbits.
again a rabbit.
its ears stood leaning on the shoulders of the fifteenth rabbits.
came a rabbit.
it stood leaning sixteenth rabbit ears shoulders.
came a rabbit.
its ears stood leaning on the shoulders of the seventeenth rabbits.
came a rabbit.
it leaning ears Station In the eighteenth rabbit shoulder.
came a rabbit.
its ears stood leaning on the shoulders of nineteenth rabbits.
came a rabbit.
It leaning Article rabbits ears stood on the shoulders.
came a rabbit.
its ears stood leaning on the shoulders of twenty-one rabbit.


It then kissed a giraffe look.

33, past the crab and centipede game playing at home later to Landlords, and poor individuals. crab said: go get personal right. on their own feet, to forget, Who more than their feet do. Run block, went. The results from the day until the evening. At night to daytime, centipede has not come back. Crab anger. Rushed to the door ready to open the door to pick up a centipede. . Result, he opened the door, it was gas fainted. . . . Why. ?

because the dog said the centipede is still putting on shoes ... ...

34, one day, the bar
open open open ... Oh My goodness will run, called Oh my God that person will stop
ride around on horseback riding riding results
forgot password how to say in front of another one
hub of the cliff immediately go
edge of the cliff he was anxious screaming Oh my God
heard on the horse stopped on the edge of a sigh of relief and he said

Oh My goodness ... ...

36, Chongqing University of toilet toilet is a voice of a sister who go to the bathroom, the phone off the toilet, and had picked up on the line, the results of her: ah ~ ~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~< br>
37, one day a small plum is very painful to tell her mother,,
mother. Can not go to school today, I now? ? ?

mother is very angry answer. Give reasons why not! !
small plum aggrieved said. . Because I think the body is good acid ah ... ...

38, a house with 4 floors
the first layer of people like to eat on the balcony of the second layer of cucumber
people like to brush on the balcony masking
third layer of people like to pee
fourth floor balcony of people like the cooking on the balcony one day ...

the fourth floor of the knife did not predict with confidence who fell into the first three, do not care who the third floor pee tool cut off, fell to the second layer, then a second layer of people who readily painted green, and thrown into the first layer ... ...
... ...
... ...
... ...
then people thought it was the first layer of cucumber, put it to eat ... (disgusting, but it is a classic ... ...)

39, asked: how to make joke does not sound so cold

A: heated listen

40, in order to test the United States, Hong Kong, mainland China three police strength, the United Nations on the three rabbits three forest to see the three police officers who should find the rabbit.
task: to find a rabbit
forest before the first U.S. police, they first spend a full half-day meeting to develop operational plans, strict division of labor, and then send special forces quickly into the forest carpet-search, the results met the time delay, rabbit run, the task failed!!!!
then turn Hong Kong police, who sent over a number of people and dozens of police cars in the body Pro lined up outside its borders, with speakers from the leader shouted: Search again, no result, the task failed!!!!
Finally, the Chinese police, only four, hit a day mahjong, one evening took a baton into the forest, not
five minutes, I heard the forest came a animal screams, one Chinese police talked and laughed out smoking a cigarette, dragged behind a black and blue bears, bears dying said: ...