1. Morning to get up early, Qizhemaolv, walking along the main road, tour. Donkey hips hung a red banner, to advertise the use of slogans change day by day, called attention to the major life health. Ass neck hung two mirrors, to comply with traffic lights, pay attention to one-way street. Back, donkey rides to the car wash, a good wash to dry.
2. Day every day to buy a bucket of hot popsicle. Encounter pedestrians, both men and women, each made one. To be courteous, experienced man shouted Uncle, Aunt met woman shouted. Salute when issued popsicle. Made over the home, finish on their own fat to eat, eat one, throw one.
3. Always learning, mainly to learn idioms. In crowded places, such as vegetable market entrance, look for a brick, and sat on it to see idiom dictionary. Curse, the all use the phrase, not even curse repeated one hour.
4. Always writing, to write erotic fiction based, made in sina. Afraid of being criticized, not afraid of being insulted. If removed, but also to write, put sina written into the owner and administrator, as the protagonist, also with illustrations.
5. Encounter relatives and old friends burberry bags outlet, you can not call them to see they have a problem. Talk about advanced topics such as how to treat chronic diseases; also talk about popular topics, such as cabbage several cooking methods. It is not, jump to the other to lose weight exercise to watch, and recite pi to prove his physical and mental health.
6. Adamantly refused asylum. Time possession of a large brick, white person to see the look on the Bash, quickly escape.
7. Note throttle, but also to open source. Musicians can be considered to grasp the principle - the musicians are not sold themselves. Sing a dollar, singing three get one, the old customers a discount. Those who refuse to pay face, sing 50 consecutive times,
8. To serve the people. Monday, Wednesday posing as police officers, directing traffic; Wed, posing as a doctor, giving birth; Friday, six officers posing as drug treatment success, to the street speeches radii moon walker sneakers, all to tears the next; Sunday main laundry at home, get up at midnight , posing as a psychiatrist, to solve problems with mental disorders.
9. To caring for your family, friends to care about. Nothing to write, write for each full five manuscript letters, each letter according to the vicinity. Photos to choose the best camera angles, to smile, exposed eight teeth. If necessary, clip a letter to the petals, or anything else, Chunlan Qiu Ju, Cordyceps sinensis. Encounter special period, but also to write to strangers, for example, to Bush, to write to classical, emotionally moving, convincing people with reason.
10. Small animal shelter home, myself and others. To train them, cats are responsible for mopping the floor, are responsible for washing the dog, the rabbit who is responsible for my mail classification, parrot wearing dresses, is responsible for pick up. Shelter and then a small monkey, responsible for my ID online, the qq and children on the talk.
11. Pay attention to their image, often change. Hair dye look, Huang Lvqing violet red orange, the same color every day. Can not run around at night, not to frighten others.
12. Do not fall in love, to store food. To meat, to ice cream, to peanuts. Bribery madhouse long, then a crazy day out, eat meat, drink, give him a shot the video, sent to Zhang Yimou. To bring a helmet.
13. Had enough, plastic surgery, according to Saddam Hussein that the entire image. Notify major media, New Year's Day 12:00 herve leger sale uk, Jiliguala speak Arabic, so much, jump on the building from the XX. On TV, on newspaper headlines. Also, pre-bought insurance, the beneficiary of Osama bin Laden.
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