. .1. A man's Valentine's present phone number, name written 10086. Every time my wife must go to receive text messages, look at each one said: 10086 is too nauseating, and make the whole issue of these people ...
2. Yesterday I received a friend request message QQ: your mother! to the seat, pulled the car only pull ring. Unexpectedly, a driver brakes, pull the fat woman to pull off, and suddenly threw himself in front of the driver, the driver looked at her and pull her hand, snappily said: According to one! ! Husband fainted, from sticking.
6. three pull rabbit poo. The first is a long bar. The second is a sphere. Third is actually a triangle. Asked the third rabbit, it A: Yong Shounie's. (Disgusting ah ...)
8. A link to the hospital, Mr. cold fluids supra skytop chad muska, the nurse to give this gentleman a very deft needle hung salt plug, more than 1 hour later, the bottle of salt water over, nurse came immediately and put on a bottle. Mr. understand this, and asked the nurse, said: bottle ~!
9. connected to the school's male and female toilets. one girl forgot to bring toilet paper to the toilet, being embarrassed, the man next door heard the bathroom toilet, girls Huarong pale, loudly asked, . my two sticks!
11. biology class cheap oakley, the teacher asked: How can we correctly identify octopus hands and feet? Student A: put an ass to smell it, it will cover your nose is hand, foot the other is . class are down.
12. someone ride, heard a passer in the howling: go, go, go ... ... I thought, damn I would sing: Austrian to Austria to ... oh ... voice hardly ever , fell into the ditch. passers-by shouted: Mom oakley frogskins! Gully ditch tell you, you ride?! killed deserve!
13. science class the teacher asked:
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